Ask Me Anything

I'm feeling bold, brave even. Ask me anything using the Google Forms listed below and I'll try to answer it best I can. Sometimes I can get quite motivated to answer. Good answers will be enshrined here for all eternity. However, I reserve the right to not include answers because they're stupid questions or a bit too sensitive to answer for whatever reason. I will not give you my exact location. That'd be stupid. Besides, someone already asked.
These are for one-off questions. If you want to have a conversation, go to the Contact page.

WARNING: I have a large backlog of questions (where did you people come from?) so it may take me a bit to get to your question. Apologies!
The current estimated size of the question backlog is roughly ~80 questions.

DISCLAIMER: As of November 3rd, 2024, you are mandated to have a Google Account to use the form. Three reasons for this: the first is that I'm curious and I need to make sure y'all are actually real people and not one guy spamming. The second is that I need to be able to (privately) shame you if you ask a stupid question. The third is that if a question's answer ends up becoming more of a conversation starter, I can contact you directly to continue it if needs be. Your e-mail address will remain secret. I wish I could do all this without resorting to collecting Google Accounts, but.. c'est la vie..

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